OSU vs. Texas

Well we thought this would be the year...alas....OSU takes another Longhorn beating. Scuba scored great seats in the OSU section for this game. We were right behind the goal post only 6 rows away from the field. I hurt my back a week earlier and was touch and go all weekend but was able to make it through. (ouch) Josh & Amanda were supposed to come with us but since I was crippled they stayed in Tulsa and we sold their tickets on eBay. We thought it was pretty good, made $30 on them in a 24 hour auction...but it turns out karma is a bitch. When we arrived to our seats there was no place to sit because the person who bought the eBay tickets was the size of 3 grown men and the epitome of an OBNOXIOUS UT fan (see picture of him behind Scuba & his mom). This fool was like the Energizer Bunny with they "yea where my horns at" and the "betta take it on back home to Oklahoma" with a "gettin krunk up in heeeeere" and a "snap, my boy McCoy goin' all-tha-WAY." GRRRRR!!!! Did I mentioned he had the sweet smell of Crown Royal and B.O. and he spent the better part of the second half rubbing his belly (and God knows what else) against the back of Scuba's head. He kept jumping up and down screaming as they Longhorns beat us harder and harder and with each jump I was waiting to be on the news because the stands crushed killing 100's of OSU fans. We spent 4 hours with no food or drinks, 4 grown adults crammed in a space only Nicole Richie would be comfortable in - and standing the whole time because there was no room to sit. We lost, and my back still hurts. C'est la vie. They'll win one day and if Scuba has anything to do with it we'll be there. We decided once they do win it'll be a $1000 victory after you total all the ticket costs over the years! GO POKES!